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Privacy policy

What we collect, why we have it, who else sees it, and how to make us delete it. It is a short list, because we ask for very little.

Last updated 9 November 2026

01Who is responsible

The data controller is [trading name], [sole trader or limited company, and company number if applicable], of [business address]. For anything in this policy, email [privacy email].

[If you register with the ICO, add your registration number here. Most UK businesses processing personal data for commercial purposes need to pay the ICO data protection fee. Check ico.org.uk.]

02What we collect

When you buy

We do not collect or store your card number. Card details go directly to Stripe and we never see them.

When you email us

Your email address and whatever you choose to put in the message.

When you visit this website

This site sets no cookies, runs no analytics and has no tracking pixels. Nothing you do while reading these pages is recorded by us. Our host keeps standard server logs, which include IP addresses, for security and troubleshooting.

The checkout is different. It is hosted by Stripe, and Stripe sets its own cookies there for payment and fraud prevention. That is covered by Stripe's own privacy policy.

03Why we have it, and our lawful basis

We do not send marketing email unless you have asked for it, and if we ever do you can unsubscribe in one click.

04Who else sees your data

Only the services we need to run this, and only the minimum each one needs:

We do not sell your data, rent it, or share it with advertisers. Ever.

05Where your data goes

Some of these providers are based in the United States or process data there. Where data leaves the UK, it is protected by the safeguards those providers put in place, such as the UK International Data Transfer Addendum to the European Commission's standard contractual clauses.

06How long we keep it

07Your rights

Under UK data protection law you can ask us to:

Email [privacy email] and we will respond within one month. There is no charge.

If you are not happy with how we have handled it, you can complain to the Information Commissioner's Office at ico.org.uk or on 0303 123 1113. We would rather you came to us first so we can put it right.

08Security

Payment data never touches our systems. The access email service runs on secrets that are stored encrypted and are not in our published code. The website is served over HTTPS only.

No system is perfectly secure. If a breach ever affected your data and posed a risk to you, we would tell you and the ICO within the time the law requires.

09Changes

If we change this policy the date at the top changes with it. If a change materially affects you, we will tell you by email.

10Contact

Email [privacy email].